Hello, Baltimore

Camden Yards is my second home.
I love rediscovering old tv shows that I watched when I was 12.
I'm carefree, sometimes to a fault.
I don't let a lot of people in, but once they're in, they're there forever.
It may not look like it, but I'm a very private person.
I don't take bullshit from anyone.


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usofj: john mulaney, aka mr. right now.

usofj:

john mulaney, aka mr. right now.

cataquack:

seneca—-crane:

  • Argus Filch and the Students Out of Bed
  • Argus Filch and the Graffiti Everywhere
  • Argus Filch and the High Cost of Painting Repair
  • Argus Filch and the Massive Crowd That Leaves Trash Everywhere
  • Argus Filch and the Best Year Ever
  • Argus Filch and the Ruined Bathroom
  • Argus Filch and the Worst Mess He’s Ever Seen

(via temps-de-voler)

You're in Birdland, hon.: Shit no hockey fan says

bruinthecup:

  • Wow, I really love Pierre McGuire
  • Sidney Crosby is so under rated
  • The Canucks are the cleanest team in the league
  • Henrik Lunqvist is ugly
  • Who is Bobby Orr?
  • Fighting should be taken out of the NHL
  • These refs are making all the right calls
  • Tim Thomas’ mustache sucks
  • …

Rules to New Girl's True American

glitzervonflawless:

epidilius:

Game prep:

Arrange the cans of beer around the bottle of rum. The cans are Pawns of the Secret Order, the rum is the King, and the arrangement is called the Castle.

Decide on 4 Zones, and arrange platforms ( chairs, buckets, anything ) in patterns…